[ rita's here! you'll probably see her in one of these situations:
a: looking at a rack with cat ear headbands thoughtfully. and then she shakes her head and walks away without taking one.
... no. too embarrassing.
b: idly looking at some halloween decor... when suddenly, a motion-activated hanging ghost prop starts jiggling and OOHAHAHAing menacingly. startled, rita fucking shrieks and punches it, knocking it down to the floor.
c: hovering around hung. who hurt this dog. why did we let this happen. ]
[ an impressed whistle as the ghost continues to wiggle on the floor ]
You got a mean uppercut there!
[ which he should perhaps take into account before doing what he's about to do, but it's no-impulse-control week so he does not. he's going to try to just gently place a cat ear headband on her head. ]
[ okay well i rolled a five which means the ghost immediately hits him in the face with a startled "wah!" as he swings his arms on instinct to yeet it across the store.
it "wahahahahaha"s all the way into the next aisle. ]
It's for fun mostly. [ pokes the ghost. ] I think it's cheesy sometimes but mortals get really into this stuff. Did you ever read up on anything about Halloween?
There's a whole other history behind it that isn't about dumb props and candy. I'd tell you about it but I think it might freak you out even more. [ kind of teasing. ]
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a: looking at a rack with cat ear headbands thoughtfully. and then she shakes her head and walks away without taking one.
... no. too embarrassing.
b: idly looking at some halloween decor... when suddenly, a motion-activated hanging ghost prop starts jiggling and OOHAHAHAing menacingly. startled, rita fucking shrieks and punches it, knocking it down to the floor.
c: hovering around hung. who hurt this dog. why did we let this happen. ]
b with a little bit of a
You got a mean uppercut there!
[ which he should perhaps take into account before doing what he's about to do, but it's no-impulse-control week so he does not. he's going to try to just gently place a cat ear headband on her head. ]
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Yowch!!!!!
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[ she does not sound sorry. and i guess she has cat ears now. ]
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[ even though... the entire game is here and would have been witnesses...
he rubs his jaw with a wince. ]
Not a big fan of surprises, I take it.
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No, no, I think you've proven your point entirely. You showed that ghost who's boss.
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she kicks the fallen ghost decoration so that it flies at nico's face. ]
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it "wahahahahaha"s all the way into the next aisle. ]
Harsh.
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[ her face is kind of red. she just can't handle being laughed at. ]
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...not a fan?
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Not really.
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