becomehero | Week 2: Mingle

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Week 2: Mingle

week 2:

mingle

════════ ⋆ ★ 30 DOODZ REMAIN ★ ⋆ ════════

After a weekend like that, maybe you're up for a little shopping? Good news is, that the Waterfront Shopping Mall has reopened this week. Go see a movie, adopt a pet, or maybe take some cute photos with friends! They can just hop on the S.U.P.E.R. to get to the new locations!

This week Aquamarine Fox, Cobalt Ox, Emerald Goat, and Gold Mouse can be found patrolling the city or watching construction.

If you wander the streets, you're sure to run into a prinny or two trying to sell you the Monday newspaper. Looks like there is something spicy this week! Luckily, you always seem to have the right amount of cash for such things.

Should heroes go stargazing at night, they will find that the moon appears to be in the waning crescent phase. Yes, all week. Villains tend to wander more at night, however, so the local authorities would suggest staying in after dark, unless you plan to try your hand at fighting crime. They welcome the help.

It appears that they have earned some new tokens to use on the AMAZOOM app. What cards will they get this week?

Looks like your luck is improving and you're starting to get to know each other better. Don't you feel closer to everyone already? This week, they will find themselves compelled to be physically affectionate in whatever way is appropriate. Hold hands!

Early Monday morning, all heroes receive a message from the RANKINGS app on their phone:

This week's hero rankings are as follows:

1st. Gold Mouse

2nd. Crimson Phoenix

3rd. Aquamarine Fox

4th. White Tiger

5th. Cobalt Ox

6th. Amethyst Snake

7th. Emerald Goat

8th. Yellow Rabbit

Congratulations, heroes, and keep up the good work!

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Good morning, and welcome to your week one mingle!

★ This week's effect is touch week. Characters will find themselves feeling physically affectionate with other people. This will feel completely natural to them.

★ Please submit all PC submissions under the correct weekly header.

★ Amazoom has reopened orders.

★ Murder proposals are open! Please keep the deadlines in mind.

★ Have fun!

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[ sighs and then goes over to grab at whatever part of nico is currently accessible under the pile. he looks up at Lillium ]

Tell Fox that if they've got time to laugh, they've got time to...staff. I guess.

[ anyway he's gonna apply his intangibility to nico so he can get out of the bookshelf collapse. rip in fuck will now all that weight is bearing down on you and you alone ]

... I'm getting the feeling it isn't Fox.

[ Because the voice doesn't quite match, but he's helping Nico out and decides... Actually. Maybe Will can stay under the books if he's going to keep laughing. Lillium makes his way to the counter to pick up the samples on the tray to take outside, but...

Their imposter lets out a war cry after their laughter. Children appear out of nowhere. They're here to steal cakes. ]

[ judging from the fact he was busy using his hands to yeet books away, that's unfortunately what danny was grabbing without, like, thinking about it. so he's grabbed by the hand and pulled out of this pile of books as lillium's grabbing his arm and will is just. stuck. help. please help will. ]

I'm fine, I'm fine! [ he does not need both of you!! that's embarrassing, gods. he's kicking some of the books aside as lillium goes back to the counter. there are children swarming the cafe at the sight of free cake. their eyes...they hunger.

nico, meanwhile, is using his free hand to try and push more books out of the way so will can stand up and soon finds there's a problem. ]

You can let go now. [ does sticky happen with intangibility? i have no idea, you tell me. ]

[will has been abandoned by everyone but nico, which is deserved, honestly. the war cry gets him to stop laughing, though, because wtf? nico's kicking clears enough of the books that he can actually get to his feet and start putting them away.

he stares at the children. the children are just heading RIGHT back behind the counter to help themselves to the cake. he's still up to his knees in books, so he cannot stop them.]

Hey, wait, kids! There's a line...

[that won't help.

he may also be side-eyeing danny and nico potentially holding hands and getting stickied together. does he need to be jealous?]

I already did, you're the one who's not letting--

Oh no. Not this again.

[ AND there's a swarm of ravenous children. ]

[ He is the target of a bunch of kids because they don't know these samples are free. ]

Why?! You can get a slice outside!

[ But Lillium is nimble, so he's dodging them with skill, but they're starting to realize they are here for Bigger Things. Whole Cakes. They're mixed with civilians who do want to buy cakes.

It is a mess. Stop wondering which boys are holding hands. Please clean the mess. ]

What do you mean again? [ you ever realize you only hold hands with one person and it's usually for long periods of time anyway. he's just shaking their limbs like this will help. ]

Whatever, never mind. Where did they even come from?! [ WHO INVITED CHILDREN. WHY DID FOX (?) BETRAY THEM?! the cakes, they are being looted. he's just diving forward to try and pull some of the children back while still being attached to another person. surely this will go well. ]

[HE'S TRYING TO PUT THE BOOKS BACK ON THE SHELVES. unfortunately one of the children attempting to abscond with cake bumps into it as they're running away, which dumps all of the books he had gotten back onto the shelf right back onto the floor again.

he deadeyes them. why.]

Kids, can we just... chill out please...

[the kids ignore this. he will free himself from the pile of books and go over to grab two kids by the back of their t-shirt collars to pull them away from the cake display case, as if he is scruffing two naughty kittens, and takes them outside.]

It's--ugh, sometimes if you touch someone else you get stuck.

[ but yeah! hey! let's focus on these children instead!! danny is not convinced that talking will get the kids to back off. so instead he's going to make his way back behind the cake counter again (tugging nico along), where he rummages around to pull out...

a t-shirt gun! he hoists it up on his free shoulder, at the ready. ]

Okay, somebody load me up.

[ Lillium returns from putting the samples outside, which slows the traffic going into the cafe... He looks over to the other three boys and he isn't sure if they have this handled.

With a kid trying to run past him with a cake box, he snatches that. ]

Load you up with what exactly?!

[ Snatches another box, stacking it on the other. The kids are WHINING. ]

[ the books fall again. there are children with cake running for the door. his boyfriend's wrangling children who are likely trying to turn and kick and get away from him. nico, meanwhile, is pulled away from his target as danny suddenly pulls out-- ]

Where did you--nothing else in this city makes sense, so never mind! [ does this cafe have merch? it does now, because he's busy grabbing some storybook cafe shirts to start rolling them up. ]

Free merch out the door, that should distract them enough to get them away from the cakes. [ the thing is this is a stupid idea but it's the best kind of stupid idea? kids love free stuff. lillium comes back in and grabs the cake box, and he's watching this jenga stack appear. ]

Will, can you keep getting them outside? [ also where did the fake fox go. they're the true villain. ]

Yeah, on - [a kid kicks him in the stomach. he wheezes.] - it!

[he does not yeet the kid out the door, although a teeny, tiny part of him is tempted to. instead, he scruffs the kids who are whining at lillium by the backs of their t-shirt collars and deposits them gently outside. he then points them in the direction of the line and explains that there will be free samples if they're patient.

heading back in, he will continue to herd kids out the door.

one of them stares directly at will, nico, danny, and lillium, stomps his foot, and screams at the top of his lungs:

"I WANT CAKE AND I WANT IT NOW!!!"]

[ if you saw me comment too early, no you didn't ]

I was thinking more like we sacrifice one of the cakes to shoot it at them, but sure, t-shirts work--

[ oh jesus that kid has a set of LUNGS, the shriek is so intense that danny jolts and pulls the trigger while his aim is off, absolutely hurling a shirt straight into this kid's face ]

[ Will is too scared to yeet children? Lillium isn't, but he doesn't grab that kid and toss them out because they didn't attempt to steal.

... And the kid got a t-shirt to the face. It ends with wailing, but he'll take it. He confiscates the cakes. It starts towering before he just deposits cake boxes onto Nico without asking. ]

Where is their leader...

[ And here comes "aquamarine fox" laughing along with a cake... But they accidentally bump into a bookcase. Whateve Will cleaned up is undone in a second. ]

[ this is a disaster. nico vows to never work in customer service ever again. will's fighting childre, lillium's balancing cakes, danny shoots a child in the face. ]

Wouldn't the gun get clogged? [ he barely gets to ask because the shrieking comes back tenfold and suddenly he's weighed down by lillium dropping multiple cake boxes in his one remaining arm. he staggers in surprise, trying to balance. ]

A little warning, please? [ don't make this worse! and there go the books. he kicks one aside in his annoyance, slamming it back into "fox's" foot. ]

[

will gets buried under books again, but shoves a small child out of the way first, heroically]

[ danny shoots the child that will just sacrificed himself for

no he doesn't, the gun is empty right now ]

Not if you mash it in just right! But whatever, load in another shirt!! I'm gonna get this fake Fox.

You think I can hold all of these cakes?

[ There are 40 of them!! And both of his hands are full with cake box towers, so he won't be helping with the T-shirt sling.

He's going to deposit them... Then look around. ]

Where did Will go?

[ "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" Says the fox. ]

Thanks to someone, I don't have enough hands for another shirt yet. [ but there are a few bundles on the counter nearby while he's trying to offload the cakes. ] Can you maybe stop burying him?

[ why is everything happening so bad. he does manage to drop the cake boxes precariously on the counter, haphazardly shove a t-shirt in the gun and points at the fox. ]

That one.

[will gets one hand free of the avalanche of books and waves it around.

help, he's trapped.]

Hey, that someone got you out of a book avalanche!

[ but hey, a shirt is loaded in, so he's got better things to do than squabble.

and i rolled a 20, which means that he is going to fucking noscope headshot blast this child into the next century. call a FUCKING ambulance, because this kid is gonna have brain damage from the force of this shirt hitting them ]

[ High fives Will's hand above the sea of books. ]

[THEIR HANDS ARE STUCK TOGETHER NOW

I'M BREAKING TAG ORDER SO YOU CAN'T DELETE THIS]

[ HELP ]

Hey. Lay off.

[there's a muffled "you're the one who touched my hand!" from under the books.]

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