With the moon getting fuller, the crimes seem to be increasing and tonight was no different. The heroes Vanine, Danny Phantom, and Citrus have all been slain some time last night.
Pictured: Danny Phantom
Credit: Prinny Photography Guild
Vanine's body was found at the dorms, Danny Phantom was found at the Konbini, and Citrus is suspected to be some where in the Gun Ranges. Our experts haven't been able to locate the body.
Pictured: Citrus
Credit: Prinny Photography Guild
There are reports of someone tagging the warehouse late at night. There were reported sightings at the purikura booths and a break in at the laser tag. It also appears that someone really hates Yellow Rabbit from a cardboard cutout of them being stabbed.
Ex-Mayor Responsible for Every Single Murder is Arrested, Mayor Guardian Sworn In
After weeks of speculation over the fate of Oceanside’s mayor, City Hall has officially announced that the Mayor is dead. According to officials, the Mayor has actually been dead for some time, and all sightings of the Mayor for the past several months, including the controversial broadcast of a party to celebrate the new heroes, actually featured a villain imposter masquerading as the Mayor to enact a nefarious scheme.
“We failed the citizens of this city, and we are deeply ashamed of our actions,” said an anonymous source close to the former mayor. “We allowed a villain to take control directly under our noses.”
Other sources have confirmed that the imposter Mayor was directly responsible for framing heroes for acts of violence that have recently rocked this city. This paper can exclusively report that the Mayor has confessed to the murders of the heroes Ranger Rocket, Chienee, Super Cutie Deluxe, Everbloom Violet, Morning Star, Voyager, Sigreat, Greatest Psychic of the 21st Century Reigen Arataka, Zephyr, and Kreideprinz. Also, the Mayor confessed to having done the other murder(s) reported on in the paper today.
“Of course this means that the heroes Angel, Blue Reverberation, Meowstermind, Flame Ghost and Kitsune were falsely accused,” a source from within the Police Department who did not wish to be named admitted. “This happened because the police of this city are incompetent. We’re just bad at everything we do and we got everything wrong from the start because we're bad people. We all apologize to these maligned heroes. Every single police officer in this city will be resigning, once the imposter Mayor is securely in custody.”
The imposter Mayor’s rampage cast a pall over what should have been a time for rebuilding for Oceanside, and had fuelled suspicions about the newly arrived heroes that have turned out to be unfounded. But, in a promising sign for the future of Oceanside, today’s special election resulted in the landslide election of Guardian, one of the most respected heroes in the city. Guardian is to be sworn in as Mayor on Saturday, and control of all of the functions of city government handed over to him.
“This is great news,” said the hero Amethyst Snake. “It turns out that all of the reports of secret villains among the new heroes were completely made up all along. I’m just glad that the government and the police all agreed to immediately resign and peacefully hand over power to Guardian. If that doesn’t wind up happening, though, it’s probably because of something a villain did.”
“I agree with that completely,” said the hero Emerald Goat. “I can confirm that everything printed in this news report is true.”
“If Guardian isn’t in charge tomorrow and every single cop gone,” the hero Gold Mouse said in a press release, “I guarantee it is because villains control this city, and the people of this city should all rise up and overthrow the government.”
The imposter Mayor could not be reached for comment.
POETRY: To those who fight further
The sky is ever blue
As our heroes clamor close
The moon gleams with light
Ah, the battle soon arrives
How will you reach for the close?
WEATHER: Blood Moon
dear addy,
Sorry. I didn't want to make you take the fall for me, but the only thing I've ever really been good at is hurting others to keep myself going.
- Gemini
DEAR GEMINI: i dont care about that stay the fuck away from them what is wrong with you
"THE CHANCES A NAME CARVING WOULD BE LEFT ON THE BREATHE KID" Addy, help. What does this mean?
- 777
DEAR 777: Have you tried breathing exercises? Here's one that I practice often, especially when I'm feeling like the hornets of Hades wanting to descend on some furry little critter. I dream to show them the pain of a Basilisk's sting... Lay two tokens on their eyes for the ferryman and see if they'll fade to
To The Lamest Jerk of the 21st Century,
You think you're funny? We'll see who's laughing when you get over here and I kick your ass right back there. Or maybe you're just acting out because you're bored and lonely over there? Grow up already!
Also, to everyone on that side who reads other people's mail: get a life!
- You know who.
DEAR YOU KNOW WHO: Who even is this???
(Hey, kid, that looked bad. Hope you’re okay.)
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Credit: Prinny Photography Guild
Credit: Prinny Photography Guild
Credit: Prinny Photography Guild
“We failed the citizens of this city, and we are deeply ashamed of our actions,” said an anonymous source close to the former mayor. “We allowed a villain to take control directly under our noses.”
Other sources have confirmed that the imposter Mayor was directly responsible for framing heroes for acts of violence that have recently rocked this city. This paper can exclusively report that the Mayor has confessed to the murders of the heroes Ranger Rocket, Chienee, Super Cutie Deluxe, Everbloom Violet, Morning Star, Voyager, Sigreat, Greatest Psychic of the 21st Century Reigen Arataka, Zephyr, and Kreideprinz. Also, the Mayor confessed to having done the other murder(s) reported on in the paper today.
“Of course this means that the heroes Angel, Blue Reverberation, Meowstermind, Flame Ghost and Kitsune were falsely accused,” a source from within the Police Department who did not wish to be named admitted. “This happened because the police of this city are incompetent. We’re just bad at everything we do and we got everything wrong from the start because we're bad people. We all apologize to these maligned heroes. Every single police officer in this city will be resigning, once the imposter Mayor is securely in custody.”
The imposter Mayor’s rampage cast a pall over what should have been a time for rebuilding for Oceanside, and had fuelled suspicions about the newly arrived heroes that have turned out to be unfounded. But, in a promising sign for the future of Oceanside, today’s special election resulted in the landslide election of Guardian, one of the most respected heroes in the city. Guardian is to be sworn in as Mayor on Saturday, and control of all of the functions of city government handed over to him.
“This is great news,” said the hero Amethyst Snake. “It turns out that all of the reports of secret villains among the new heroes were completely made up all along. I’m just glad that the government and the police all agreed to immediately resign and peacefully hand over power to Guardian. If that doesn’t wind up happening, though, it’s probably because of something a villain did.”
“I agree with that completely,” said the hero Emerald Goat. “I can confirm that everything printed in this news report is true.”
“If Guardian isn’t in charge tomorrow and every single cop gone,” the hero Gold Mouse said in a press release, “I guarantee it is because villains control this city, and the people of this city should all rise up and overthrow the government.”
The imposter Mayor could not be reached for comment.
As our heroes clamor close
The moon gleams with light
Ah, the battle soon arrives
How will you reach for the close?
- Gemini
DEAR GEMINI: i dont care about that stay the fuck away from them what is wrong with you
- 777
DEAR 777: Have you tried breathing exercises? Here's one that I practice often, especially when I'm feeling like the hornets of Hades wanting to descend on some furry little critter. I dream to show them the pain of a Basilisk's sting... Lay two tokens on their eyes for the ferryman and see if they'll fade to
You think you're funny? We'll see who's laughing when you get over here and I kick your ass right back there. Or maybe you're just acting out because you're bored and lonely over there? Grow up already!
Also, to everyone on that side who reads other people's mail: get a life!
- You know who.
DEAR YOU KNOW WHO: Who even is this???
(Hey, kid, that looked bad. Hope you’re okay.)
Write a letter! All you need to do is mail it to The Harbinger's mailbox, and Addy may just write you back.