[ Vane's got traffic cones surrounding his double, who is currently curled up and crying on the ground right now. His forehead is red and throbbing, but he's obviously ignoring that as he directs others away from the clone. ]

Move along, move along~ There's nothin' to see here! Already down in one count! Can't be the real Vanine!

[ And then, as he's doing his best to get people to leave:

I JUST WANT A GIRLFRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND!! ]

Hey! Shut up! Don't say somethin' so embarrassing!!