[ This is terribly hilarious and at the same time so confounding that Axel doesn't even know where to start.

That mustache is incredibly distracting, though, for starters. Just give him a moment to snort and say: ]

I'd say you're right about him, Tem. The mustache really does set you both apart by far.

[ And speaking of which... ]

...C'mon now, do you really think just talking about sleeping habits would make me believe your story about gluing on a mustache?