[ An entire age will pass before they resolve this (?), whatever this is.

Axel's stepping in, especially once he sees this argument battle. ]

Alright, alright, we're getting nowhere here. Obviously the real Tem's the one without an evil mustache.

[ Helpfully, the red head points at the other. ]

And whatever else you've been up to? You can stop right there, buddy. So just surrender already and give up.