["Dude! I was trying to rob them but then the fire started! Totally threw a wrench in my plans..."
so really, whoever started this tarkea fire is a hero, actually.
anyway, this is somewhat convincing, but not entirely. mostly because the robber is very freaked out when that piece of smoking debris drops nearby them. he shrieks, turns his gun on it, and blasts the debris with two shots, because he has an itchy trigger finger but apparently decent enough aim thanks to his roll of 18.
"I CAN'T GO BACK TO JAIL AGAIN. Just let me leave, man! Don't turn me over to the police! I just need to get a couple hundred dollars from the register to pay off these loan sharks or they're gonna break my kneecaps!"]
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so really, whoever started this tarkea fire is a hero, actually.
anyway, this is somewhat convincing, but not entirely. mostly because the robber is very freaked out when that piece of smoking debris drops nearby them. he shrieks, turns his gun on it, and blasts the debris with two shots, because he has an itchy trigger finger but apparently decent enough aim thanks to his roll of 18.
"I CAN'T GO BACK TO JAIL AGAIN. Just let me leave, man! Don't turn me over to the police! I just need to get a couple hundred dollars from the register to pay off these loan sharks or they're gonna break my kneecaps!"]