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Become Mods ([personal profile] becomemod) wrote in [community profile] becomehero 2023-10-06 01:14 am (UTC)

NEWS

WEEK 2 FRIDAY
the harbinger

Pictured: Everbloom Violet
Credit: Prinny Photography Guild
breaking news
For a third time this city has been thrown into chaos by violence and death. Two more heroes-in-training have perished overnight: Morning Star, who was found at the Halloween store, and Everbloom Violet, who was found at the police station. There was quite a commotion in the mall as well, with the bookstore, knife store, pet store, and the kiosks in the hall being reported to be in disarray.
Pictured: Morning Star
Credit: Prinny Photography Guild
The mall had just reopened this week, and citizens are shocked and saddened to see these crimes committed in a place of community gathering. Many citizens report feeling too frightened to go out until the villain responsible for all of this is caught.

These crimes show signs of being a villain attack, and the police are leaving it to the heroes to find the villain once more.
What's the goss?
Recently, Afterlife set up a fortune-telling service, and it seems results are already promising. The hero Defiant Dragon was told that his match would be someone kind, laidback, and yet stubborn—and lately he's been seen getting along suspiciously well with fellow hero Sigreat. Although they could simply be hanging out as friends, word has it that Defiant Dragon has been ordering an abnormal amount of clothes and fussing over his fashion. Might there be someone he's dressing up for?
Allegedly, Flame Ghost has somehow managed to spend all of his hero funds and is testing out new business ideas to make money. His first idea was prinny wrestling, which was then discarded out of embarrassment after he lost to one.
dear addy,
To whom it concerns among the staff of Dear Addy,
Hello, my name is Kuruto Ryuki and I am a newer arrival to Oceanside. I am writing to express my concerns about certain matters going on within the city and wanted to reach out and see if I couldn't have a moment of your time for some tea at a cafe or another establishment of your choosing to hear your thoughts and discuss some of these concerns. Thank you.
- Kuruto Ryuki


DEAR KURTO RYUJI: No.
How would you go on about kidnapping someone? Asking for a friend.
- Not a Lovestruck Lass


DEAR LOVESTRUCK LASS, YOU AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE: It'll probably be hard to kidnap someone who already knows to avoid you. But if they're the type that likes to help people, you can always use that to your advantage! Pretend to be in distress to bring them to your side. You should be able to knock them out with any old thing big enough to swing dow
What do you do when you feel a fondness for someone when you know you shouldn't? First of all, it shouldn't be possible. Second of all, even if it was, any attempt at friendship would be a lost cause the moment they knew the truth. How do I make it stop?
- Abominably Alone


DEAR ABOMINABLY ALONE: What? Why are you trying to be all tragic for no reason? No one thinks it's endearing when you try to be angsty about love. Just kiss them, stupid. This is why you're alone. Because you're not making out right now. Moron.
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